He brought dinner and remembered his breath mints in case he got lucky.

The opening act was Mr. Pickle and The Puffs, who played their hit single, "I am Worm Man".  Harry loved this song and waved his arms in the air, like wind shield wipers.  Then he got up to dance but immediately fell face down, off his astroturf, into a pile of mix 'n match shoes for 10 cents each.  The shoes smelled of old pork chop.  But, Harry didn't mind and stayed there singing along into a Buster Brown loafer.

The following day, Harry was still face down on the lawn, having fallen asleep to the song, "Cheesin' After Midnight", until he was awakened by Daisy peeing on him.

The neighbors gave him the Planter's Peanut cookie jar lamp out of guilt. Harry spent the next several weeks trying to get the lid off.