My Family Tries to Lose Me at County Fairs
I broke down in front of Veterinarian M. Woo when my drugged cat didn't know his mommy!!
I found refuge on Craigslist, answering an ad to sell mayonnaise and, "Become a Creeker!"
Murray still gives me that glazed look. And, I'm getting a high cholesterol count.
At Clyde's Deli, they really pack em in
Until the paparazzi find me, I have to resort to taking lots of selfies
I can't watch Billy Squier in Concert Anymore!
He performs like he's shooing away flies in between his guitar licks. Heartbreaking.
PUFFED CORN ANYONE?
Ayyiemee "lives" (isn't 100% dead) in L.A. and likes to go outside and "walk" (moves parallel) around so she can show everyone "who she is". Look at all the people who showed up for the parade! See Ayyiemee: Floating and Puffed with herself! Plus, speaking of puffed, she has some jelly (marshmallows?) in strategic places to give her cheeks (front and back). Saturated (like a neglected diaper in the dialysis ward) with herself, and convinced that everyone else is too, this is her moment to shine and maybe get hit by a car. I like throwing peanuts.
Loving Kindness meets The Hulk
If I want to punch someone, will chanting in a circle of middle aged ladies (with SOS pad hair) help me not do it? Or will that make me want to punch someone more? What if I wear a germ-laden rope bracelet that, if you shined a blue light on, it would reveal more microorganisms than a Super 8 bedspread? Maybe I
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