Instead of utensils, Swami Gee gives each diner a booklet titled, Attaining Oneness with Food. "We are all equal to our friends, the eggplants," he states as he twists around and throws another frisbee dinner.

The higher-consciousness veggie chef prides himself in not serving any "zero-tolerance" pork sausages, which are enjoyed by the staff when no one is looking.

Snyder, the alcoholic who won't get help, hates being the dishwasher and  wants to throw a piece of floating lettuce at swami's third eye.